Week 3

IDGAF

vs.

Ragin Cajuns

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Jeff Garcia

SF

3

QB

Joey Harrington

DET

1

RB

Eddie George

TEN

15

RB

Ladanian Tomlinson

SD

17

RB

Stacey Mack

HOU

2

RB

Garrison Hearst

SF

0

RB

Ricky Williams

MIA

17

RB

Tiki Barber

NYG

10

WR

Jerry Porter

OAK

0

WR

Ike Hilliard

NYG

14

WR

Hines Ward

PIT

7

WR

Jerry Rice

OAK

2

K

Jeff Reed

TB

4

K

Sebastian Janikowski

OAK

5

D/ST

Kansas City

PIT

30

D/ST

San Francisco

SF

15

Total

78

Total

64

X-Factor

vs.

Martha Fockers

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Tommy Maddox

PIT

7

QB

Rich Gannon

OAK

2

RB

Clinton Portis

DEN

1

RB

Priest Holmes

KC

17

RB

Amos Zereoue

PIT

3

RB

Ahman Green

GB

3

WR

Charles Rogers

DET

2

WR

Antwaan Randle El

PIT

0

WR

Plaxico Burress

PIT

2

WR

Isaac Bruce

STL

8

WR

Terrell Owens

SF

3

WR

Chad Johnson

CIN

3

K

David Akers

PHI

0

K

Adam Vinatieri

NE

12

D/ST

Baltimore

BAL

17

D/ST

Pittsburgh

PIT

12

Total

35

Total

57

No Sloppy Seconds

vs.

Ass Kickers

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Marc Bulger

STL

12

QB

Drew Bledsoe

BUF

-1

RB

Edgerrin James

IND

4

RB

Deuce McAllister

NO

0

RB

Mike Alstott

TB

13

RB

Corey Dillon

CIN

1

WR

Keenan McCardell

TB

1

WR

Marvin Harrison

IND

1

TE

Shannon Sharpe

DEN

6

WR

Derrick Mason

TEN

1

WR

Chris Chambers

MIA

8

WR

Rod Smith

DEN

0

K

John Carney

NO

4

K

Jeff Wilkins

STL

11

D/ST

Tampa Bay

TB

26

D/ST

NY Giants

NYG

7

Total

74

Total

20

Zorn to Largent

vs.

Jones is a Fag

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Matt Hasselbeck

SEA

13

QB

Mark Brunell

JAX

1

RB

Shaun Alexander

SEA

2

RB

Marshall Faulk

STL

1

RB

Jamal Lewis

BAL

16

RB

Ladell Betts

WAS

3

WR

Darrell Jackson

SEA

8

WR

Keyshawn Johnson

TB

1

WR

Joe Horn

NO

0

WR

Randy Moss

MIN

3

WR

Eric Moulds

BUF

1

TE

Tony Gonzales

KC

2

K

Ryan Longwell

GB

9

K

Mike Vanderjagt

IND

12

D/ST

Seattle

SEA

18

D/ST

Oakland

OAK

8

Total

67

Total

31

National Champs

vs.

Sewer Trout

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

11

QB

Daunte Culpepper

MIN

14

RB

Fred Taylor

JAX

10

RB

Charlie Garner

OAK

0

RB

T.J. Duckett

ATL

0

RB

Travis Henry

BUF

-1

WR

Anquan Boldin

ARZ

3

RB

Olandis Gary

DET

0

WR

Kevin Johnson

CLE

9

WR

Laveranues Coles

WAS

9

WR

Rod Gardner

WAS

7

WR

Amani Toomer

NYG

9

K

Olindo Mare

MIA

3

K

Jay Feely

ATL

3

D/ST

Green Bay

GB

5

D/ST

Buffalo

BUF

20

Total

48

Total

54