Week 1

Ragin Cajuns

vs.

Sewer Trout

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

7

QB

Donovan McNabb

PHI

3

RB

Ladanian Tomlinson

SD

4

RB

Charlie Garner

OAK

15

RB

Corey Dillon

CIN

9

RB

Travis Henry

BUF

16

RB

Stephen Davis

CAR

9

RB

Fred Taylor

JAX

4

WR

Koren Robinson

SEA

8

WR

Laveranues Coles

WAS

9

WR

Jerry Rice

OAK

1

WR

Rod Gardner

WAS

1

K

Jason Elam

DEN

14

K

Jay Feely

ATL

9

D/ST

Philadelphia

PHI

4

D/ST

Carolina

CAR

16

Total

56

Total

73

IDGAF

vs.

Martha Fockers

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Aaron Brooks

NO

8

QB

Brett Favre

GB

6

RB

Eddie George

TEN

1

RB

Trung Canidate

WAS

1

RB

Stacey Mack

HOU

3

RB

Ahman Green

GB

16

RB

Ricky Williams

MIA

10

RB

Priest Holmes

KC

18

WR

Jerry Porter

OAK

0

WR

Isaac Bruce

STL

9

WR

Hines Ward

PIT

15

WR

Chad Johnson

CIN

9

K

Martin Gramatica

TB

5

K

Adam Vinatieri

NE

0

D/ST

Green Bay

GB

14

D/ST

Pittsburgh

PIT

11

Total

56

Total

70

Jones is a Fag

vs.

No Sloppy Seconds

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Drew Brees

SD

10

QB

Kurt Warner

STL

14

RB

Warrick Dunn

ATL

7

RB

Troy Hambrick

DAL

2

RB

Marshall Faulk

STL

2

RB

Edgerrin James

IND

3

WR

Keyshawn Johnson

TB

3

WR

Joe Jurevicius

TB

13

WR

Randy Moss

MIN

17

WR

Keenan McCardell

SF

1

TE

Tony Gonzales

KC

0

TE

Jeremy Shockey

NYG

1

K

Mike Vanderjagt

IND

11

K

Billy Cundiff

DAL

-1

D/ST

Oakland

OAK

9

D/ST

Tampa Bay

TB

21

Total

59

Total

54

Zorn to Largent

vs.

National Champs

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Matt Hasselbeck

SEA

10

QB

Jake Plummer

DEN

-1

RB

Shaun Alexander

SEA

21

RB

Tiki Barber

NYG

10

RB

William Green

CLE

3

RB

Michael Bennett

MIN

0

RB

Jamal Lewis

BAL

8

WR

Donald Driver

GB

1

WR

Joe Horn

NO

9

WR

Kevin Johnson

CLE

1

WR

Eric Moulds

BUF

3

WR

Peerless Price

ATL

1

K

Ryan Longwell

GB

5

K

Olindo Mare

MIA

2

D/ST

Dallas

DAL

6

D/ST

Miami

MIA

0

Total

65

Total

14

Ass Kickers

vs.

X-Factor

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

Pos.

Player

Team

Points

QB

Drew Bledsoe

BUF

7

QB

Tom Brady

NE

-2

RB

Deuce McAllister

NO

4

RB

Curtis Martin

NYJ

1

RB

Antowain Smith

NE

0

RB

Clinton Portis

DEN

22

WR

Marvin Harrison

IND

1

WR

Plaxico Burress

PIT

9

WR

Derrick Mason

TEN

9

WR

Torry Holt

STL

15

WR

Rod Smith

DEN

1

WR

Terrell Owens

SF

9

K

Joe Nedney

TEN

4

K

David Akers

PHI

0

D/ST

New England

NE

10

D/ST

Atlanta

ATL

17

Total

36

Total

71